(LXXV BC • Imperial Rome) — Colosseum champion, Spartacus, was interviewed by Roman scribes yesterday after successfully defeating a ferocious lioness in the arena. In a stunning role reversal, the celebrated performance warrior proceeded to cut the beast into pieces with his sword and then devoured its flesh before the cheering crowd. Asked if he suffered any ill effects from ingesting the lioness meat, Spartacus replied: “On the contrary. I feel great and am delighted that I was able to consume that ferocious female feline...before it consumed me!”